Barry Blitt's "Ahmadinejad's Narrow Stance"
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Inasmuch, as has been observed by Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, that there is no such thing as homosexuality in Iran, that must explain, as sagely observed last week by David Letterman on "Late Night":

"The current pathetic state of musical theater in Iran."

"Why Iranians must journey to Jordan to look at drapes."

"Why Iranians have to go all the way to Turkey for a facial."

"Why it's so difficult to find a good dog groomer in Iran."

"Why Iranians have to travel to Kuwait to see good [any?] figure skating."

"Why Iranians must trek all the way to Syria for a decent perm."

Finally, however, perhaps not all that humorous as is evident by this linked news report.