Annals of Anxious Acronymy

G.A.S.P. Which stands for Games Adolescents Shouldn't Play, a recently formed parental group devoted to stemming the increasing popularity among adolescents of something called the "choking game," AKA "space monkey," "sleeper hold" and "funky chicken", i.e. restricting the blood flow to the brain in order to cause a quick euphoric sensation.

Now I ask you. . .just whatever happened to good, old-fashioned model airplane glue sniffing?

Yours truly,

Mrs. Grover Cleveland