"My dear, it was so gay that. . .."

"How gay was it?"
"Gayer than Ikea on Superbowl Sunday."

And here's an interesting SB "fun" fact. . .
The highest rate of spousal male-to-female abuse in the U.S. traditionally occurs immediately after the Superbowl Game. Check it out if you don't believe me.

I wonder what would happen if all the teams switched uniforms just before they ran out on the field?

Yurs veri truley,

O.J. Simpson