Welcome to our beautiful home at . . .

. . .The Landfill Arms.

A Kurt Krismas (Reichenbach, that is)

Phil SPECTRE

As gawd is my witness: one time in the lobby at the Roosevelt Cinegrill I said to David E., "I feel like I'm in the presence of palpable evil." D. said, "Turn around." I did . . .and THERE he stood surrounded by a bevy of bodyguards. One of only three parapsychological experiences of my life.

Karen C. would've loved this . . .

Kurt Reichenbach