Who can keep up with all these celebrity weddings? First Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Charles announced they were going to trip down the aisle. ("The bride wore a wedding dress made entirely of exquisite teeny tiny tampons....")
Now it looks like America's favorite December-and-May (more like December-and-March) couple are also set to tie knot soon. Yes, cradle robber extraordinaire Mary Kay Letourneau (43) and Boy Toy Vili (22) are also getting hitched. It's rumored that the wedding will be televised. My guess is that Jerry Springer will be the highest bidder for the rights. That's certainly where the freakshow belongs.
I wonder where the twosome will be registed? Did I hear all 42 of you reading this answering: Toy R Us? Or howzabout an honorary membership in NAMBLA for her? And a job for him?
I wish the the two of them the best. But I give it six months. Then, I predict Vili will dump her for a much older woman: a (reverse) trophy wife, as it were.
But don't get me wrong. That's why I love this crazy country.
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