This one started flying around the net a few days ago and by the time of its appearance here (below) is so old that it's probably already wearing Depends by now. Still. . . I love this "Jokeback Mountain" goof, AND it's my blog, soooo.....
Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist Summer 1963
WEEK ONE# Beans# Bacon# Coffee# Whiskey
WEEK TWO# Beans# Ham# Coffee# Whiskey
WEEK THREE# Beans al fresca# Thin-sliced Bacon# Hazelnut Coffee# Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin# K-Y gel
WEEK FOUR # Beans en salade# Pancetta# Coffee (espresso grind)# 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay# 2 tubes K-Y gel
WEEK FIVE# Fresh Fava beans# Jasmine rice# Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced # Medallions of veal# Porcini mushrooms# 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream# 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long# 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)# 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide
WEEK SIX# Yukon Gold potatoes# Heavy whipping cream# Asparagus (very thin)# Organic Eggs# Spanish Lemons# Gruyere cheese (well aged)# Crushed Walnuts# Arugula# Clarified Butter# Extra Virgin Olive oil # Balsamic vinegar# 3 Cases of Dom Perignon# 6 yards white silk organdy# 6 yards pale ivory taffeta# Large tin Crisco
Early Plastic has gay cowboys
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