Monday, June 07, 2010

Claire, I declare! Hogan, that is.


I'm Always Drunk in San Francisco
Boozers and Losers
Good Times
I'll Pay the Check
Whiffenpoof Song
Sometime When You're Lonely
Falling In Love With Love
After the Ball
Travelin' Light
I'm Gonna Laugh You Right Out
Here I Go Again

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Dorothy Dean Day Redux

DDD went down in flames when Dennis Cooper's original blog was hacked to death, but he is now slowly resurrecting various posts here. Hard to believe that Dorothy became a rather staunch Christian in her final days. But as the saying goes: "Whatever gets you through the night." Arrived there via AA. Which reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. It seems that:

Two comics encounter one another on the street. One says to the other:

"Where're you headed?" To which the other replies:

"An AA meeting."

"But you're not an alcoholic," says comic one. To which the other funny guy replies:

"Yeah, I know. But I need the floor time."

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Fire up the Muntz

Back in the paleolithic era of steam-driven television (when I was in high school), I thought that the Howard Duff - Ida Lupino TV series "Mr. Adams and Eve" was just about the funniest thing on the medium. There were 66 episodes circa 1957-58. Alas, the series was never revived after it went off the air (some sort of legal entanglements). Thus, all I possessed to help reinforce these favorable sentiments was a recollection of some of the plot outlines.

One that I recall involved "Howard Adams" and "Eve Drake", the movie stars Duff and Lupino played on the show, developing guilty consciences over the commercial direction their film careers had taken, and so they participated in a little theatre, experimental production of something called---get this!--- "Dinosaur on a Bicycle."

Another episode had to do with one of the couple being loaned out to another studio with the result that both ending up appearing in separate GWTW knockoffs.

Another episode I recall had Eve believeing that she had been invited to a dinner party, but it turned out that the occasion was a cocktail party, with the famished actress having to drink too moony martonis. I mean too many martinis in order to snag olives to solve her hunger problem (you hadda be there, I guess).

And then, not long ago, my friend Alan gave me a DVD burn of two of what might possibly be the few scraps that remain of Mr. A & E (most epidoes are believed lost). After taking a look at them, it turns out that my memory of the show's quality---IMHO--- was not all that far off-base after all. If Noel Coward had written a sitcom for 4-Star TV Productions, this might be the way it would look. All in all, not exactly Comedie Francaise, but still pretty funny stuff for mid-fifties commerical TV. (Olive Carey and Lee Patrick!!!!!!) And check out that low-key laugh track.

Enjoy.

pt.1


pt. 2


pt. 3

If you would like to see the other Adams and Eve in my possession, the one where Eve Drake is the surprise guest on "This is Your Life," please let me know. Or a real "This is Your Life" where Ida Lupino herself is the subject. (Warning: contains Keefe Brasselle content.)

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Lola/Edie Wants YOU

arr and cond by Dean Elliott
1. A man, a man, a man
2. Candy
3. Put your arms around me
4. Goodbye my lover
5. Aren't you kinda glad we did
6. I've got a crush on you
7. Here 'Tis
8. All of you
9. There's a man in my life
10. Think of me
11. Do what you gotta do
12. He's my guy

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